Sunday, December 9, 2012

goodness gracious great balls of fire


Oh! A football match, must watch this, my brother watches football these days, says it’s more interesting than cricket. I think I should watch too. I can understand some of the lunchtime conversations then. Hmmm I need something to eat.
Hey I know this guy, wasn't he playing with a red jersey last time? This team must have bought him; bro says IPL is just like this.Also, I think the other match wasn't live, must’ve been last year’s match. Every sport channel does that. Lovely!! Live football and it is so exciting. I can be all knowledgeable and stuff tomorrow. Hmmm wait, I know this guy too and he was playing in red last time. Must have be an exodus of some kind. Hey wait, I know this. This is their other jersey; bro once told me they change colours. Yes, jersey change it is, away jersey right?? I see their logo. Amazing boy, you are just amazing. What a genius.
Hey everyone is falling around this guy, I think he’s going put one goal. Wait, that doesn’t sound right he’s going to score. Better. Oh!! A Spectacular save.. Yes the commentator agrees, it’s always safe to agree with him. I've seen a spectacular save now. Looks pretty ordinary to me though, maybe he was diving to his wrong side or something. Halftime!! and the scores are 0-0
Aah bald guy, change channel. Hey Rambo guy is killing like mad, look arnie is also there. Go Rambo shoot their guts out of their asses. That doesn’t even make sense tehehe.arnie’s got a gun arnie’s got a gun. Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot. Break. I hate breaks. I like these chips though, nice flavour. Stupid saif, dhoni always tastes better. Ok scratch that. Hey look this car race is tomo. Must watch that too. kinda cute watching them drivers go round and round bobbing their heads. oh shit! the football
What? 1-0?? Hmph!! I don’t like this one bit. I sit through a boring first half, the entire 46 minutes of it and they have scored when I’m not watching? There would be a discussion on this tomorrow and I won’t know a thing. Bad defending? Foul? Free kick? Penalty?how I wish I could see it again.
oh Yay!! Replay. How sweet of them. I’m so lucky. Hmmm nice goal. Also this white team is FCBDA.(he he... looks like some sri lankan cricketer's initials). I thought it was the other team all along. Another replay, another angle, good goal I must say… what does the commentator have to say about this? Spectacular? Ok..  spectacular goal.. YAY..oh... Ah!!!( safely reacting in all possible ways to avoid offending particular fans) full time whistle.oh goody I watched a whole match, ok the parts that I missed must have been as boring as the first half. I also managed to see arnie in action. W00t!!
Hey Lunch conversation, here I come .
“bastards you lost 3-0” 
what? What are they talking about? “1-0?”
“ ya man did u watch that?? Boring no?? this was awesome”
There was another match? Oh! the late night fixture! Damn!!