Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Love is.... A dosa

Oil simmering on the griddle, reflecting the lights off the surface.
The muffled sound of stirring... the dull, chalk coloured batter.
The pour; the batter touching the griddle, the release of breath... shshshshhshshshsh... 
The warming of the heart as the dexterous spiraling hands, construct the perfect oval.
Oil...of indulgence and the hedonistic justification...
The wait, arduous, lecherous; impatient.
The dollop of potato...deliciously yellow, mashed and mellow. 
A flick here, a flip there and the final fold; a brazen exhibition of practiced nonchalance...

It's poetry in motion, it's an art... The Masal Dosa served with chutney, fresh and chill and sambar, hot and spicy. 

Some of us gobble up masal dosas and order another; realizing none of the existing metaphors have anything on the warmth coursing through the veins as one piece follows another. One wants to hug it, kiss it, serenade it, but the plate is already empty.

Masal dosa is a very spiritual experience.... the composition calls you and you just surrender yourself (to it). Now, if you ask me about the best I've had.... hmmm... how do I say this... it is very difficult to choose one... It is like asking me who's the favorite among my children -ARR on masal dosa.

The oldest memories of masal dosa are of my mom's 'kal' masal dosa. The homemade varieties never taste the same as the hotel ones. This is because the temperatures generated  and the size of these 'kal's' at home are different; nevertheless they become extremely irresistible when served with a dash of love... 

I have had a lot of masal dosas, a number big enough to write my will for posterity in the next near or two (about 20rs; in my pocket, planning to write it off to charity) and some of these dosas have a distinct taste One remembers them with what might be called as a 'tongue memory'(partly gastronomic, partly psychological).I've listed some memorable ones off the top of my tongue... 

Trivia: A number of dosas eaten by an average addict in his lifetime is enough to cover the globe, if spread across the surface of earth!!

Hotel Sangeetha,(any outlet):
Specifically in the early 2ks, Mylapore, when it was establishing itself; I have fond memories of the family dinners, perched on the roof garden, eating masal dosas... These were always followed by the blissful 2km walk back home in the night breeze. The standard of dosa is still pretty good. I've had pleasant experinces with the Guindy and the Mandaveli outlet too...  

Hotel Surya, Trichy, (near rock fort):
The rava dosas are also equally tasty here... Some claim that the vasanta bhavan nearby is better, maybe, but I believe Surya has better chutneys and sambars. This is also one of my grandpa's favorite haunts.

Hotel Shri Sangeetas, Trichy, (near main bus stand):
These two places in Trichy, the one above and this are close to my heart because of my Alma mater. For an eatery that anyway gets patronage from the transient population around the bus stand, the quality and standards maintained in this place is exemplary. The masal dosa here is simple, tasty and served in the 'street' ambiance...  

I'm not against masal dosas in movies; I believe they are effective tools in taking the story forward. They bring out the character of the character in a very short span of time... - Mani, overheard, in conversation with BR

Hotel Saravana Bhavan (any outlet): The HSB bug bit me late; I've been smitten ever since...  HSB is snobbish, HSB is rude, the service is pedestrian, the place is over rated, blah blah blah... who cares... I believe they serve one of the best masal dosas in Chennai... also they have one of the best filter coffees (that's another list all together).The potato pieces in the masala if not mashed uniformly, turns me off. At HSB they get this right and I'm rarely disappointed.

hmmm - MMS,UPA II after HSB

IIT Madras: I have listed this in the chronological order. The various eat outs mentioned above kindle memories of the corresponding stages in my life. The Campus Cafe in IIT. served me a masal dosa that was hard for the puritan in me to get used to initially-the masala used is different. But in time, I got hooked to this new taste.. many of my lunches were just a masal dosa with a fresh brew of their awesome tea...

Nala's mother fondly recalls the delight in her son’s eyes as they rested on the griddle. A prodigious talent who took to eating at a tender age of 1, he could make dosas on his own and eat it too unlike his cakes which he couldn't eat... his grandfather, watching his 5 year old  grandson playing with potatoes, remarked "dei thambi, you will one day make a great cook and cook the best masal dosas in the kingdom". - from the documentary "The life of Nala" on Nala, King, Executive Chef, Nishadha Kingdom.

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PS : There is another variety that is dear to me. The Mysore masala. Most places in Bangalore offer tasty mysore masalas. The street ones are kickass though. More on this later. Also the Murugan Idly Shop almost made it to the list… somehow I have never been able to connect with it emotionally. But I love them nevertheless and the chutneys are awesome J

.....Imagine all the people eating masal dosae...... - Lennon


Monday, September 16, 2013

30 year old critical after walking 4 kms without exact change.

In what could have been dismissed off as yet another incidence of familiar insolence of bus conductors, a specific situation in Adyar escalated to hospitalization of a 30 year old male. The shocking story yet again brings to light the appalling behaviour of the bus conductors towards the public.
After being denied the 2 rupees he was entitled to, on a 8 rupee ticket after handing out last 10 in his pocket, Shiva( name changed from Chandru to protect identity),  already tired after his journey to Adyar from Guindy, couldn't believe his luck when all he had in his pocket was a 500 to catch the ’connect’ to Thiruvanmiyur. Peaceable by nature and not wanting to create a scene, he decided to procure the appropriate denominations before boarding.
As luck would have it, the hapless traveler was forced to go from shop to shop in the mid day Sunday sun. Denied, depressed, defeated, dehydrated and derided by daft denizens, he was left for dead, drooling....

 A Good Samaritan found him around 2 pm. near Jaynthi theatre, unconscious. Doctors say that he must have been walking for at least an hour before dropping on the road. He had on him 2 50s and 4 100s. Shiva, The fearless, had almost won. He had dropped down fighting his last battle, procuring the 5 10s for his 50 near Thiruvanmiyur.. so near (Thiruvanmiyur) yet so far (presently, Malar hospitals, Adyar)..
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A: Welcome to Discussion At 9:01, this is your favorite news channel and today we have taken up the issue that has touched our collective conscience. As usual we have 9 people of high repute joining us with 9 bored experts in the studio who had nothing better to do… we have a total of 18 with us and I’m your anchor A. A member nominated by the govt.( high ranking civil servant, as per govt. norms) couldn't join us today...

A: This is your favorite news channel…. Let me intro....

**MR, ARBIT BEFORE YOU START I’D LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS IS A DISGRACE TO OUR CITY, STATE AND NATION. THE ROOTS OF THE PROBLEM LIES IN THE WIDE SPREAD CORRUPTION IN THE SERVICES. THIS HAS TO BE ERADICATED. SEVERE PUNISHENT SHOULD BE METED OUT TO THE DIVER AND CONDUCTOR RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS… THIS IS A RAREST OF RAREST CASE AND THEY SHOULD BE MADE AN EXAMPLE...

A: Ms Be.…

**WHY WASN'T AN FIR LODGED AGAINST THE CONDUCTOR. THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR SON, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR HUSBAND. WHY ARE THEY LET FREE?? SHOULDN'T THE CITIZENS HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN…

A: Mr. Ramakrishnan, AAAAAAA Mr. Ramakrishnan, AAAAA one moment ma'am, AAAAA Mr. Ramakrishnan...  can we,AAAA can we,AAAA can we have a legislation to file an fir for such cases??AAAAAAA can we have the traffic police take more active role in such circumstances…

**WE SHOULD HAVE MORE FAST TRACK COURTS AND THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM IS TOO SLOW TO TACKLE THESE CASES…

A: do we have provisions in the judiciary to handle these cases…

**Mr. Arbit, there is no provision as of now, but the growth in the number of such incidents prompt me to think maybe we need a solid legislation to tackle these violations.

**THE GATES ARE CLOSED PRECISELY WHEN THE BUS STOPS IN THE SIGNALS, HARASSING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET DOWN….

A: Mr. Pallavan what do you have to say about this?

**First of all, at the outset, I’d like to convey my greetings with great pleasure to all and everyone and everything, with my heart...…  I’m taking this opportunity to inform you that we are increasing our fleet shortly and these buses will be coloured duller than what it is already saving time on cleaning…. What happened today in Adyar was unfortunate, regarding which we have set up an executive committee which will submit a report after thorough investigation…. yes I think it is high time we changed the gates… gate gate hehehe :D oh sorry…

**the govt. needs to wake up to this.

**I wasn't sleeping, this is atrocious Mr. A, and he’s crossing the line….

**THEY ARE FUELING THE MALPRACTICES. THERE IS RAMPANT CORRUPTION IN THE COUNTRY AND THE PM SHOULD TAKE MORAL RESPONSIBILITY AND STEP DOWN…

A: Should the traffic police take up this additional responsibility??

** whaa ? What responsibility?

**THE TRAFFIC POLICE ARE RESPONSIBLE THEY ARE UPRIGHT CITIZENS OF THE COUNTRY

**hehehe :D

** we traffic police personal stand in the sun doing nothing , our pay is very less and we overwork and are victims of road rages. We have to salute every VIP and are cursed by everyone whenever something goes wrong.

A: there you have it, the unsung heroes of our city, the money they get is very less compared to the work they are expected to do. Yet they do so, with an aviator on their eyes and a whistle on their lips…

** Yes we do….

**there is a good charge he will be discharged by tomorrow evening. He is responding well to the treatment… he had lost some fluids that had led to *medical jargon that sounded like skeptic seema, Ulysses etc.*

A: We have to stop here…we have come to the end of this show...

 How many more people need to die before the conductors start handing out change…? Are we going to take this lying down?  As per the survey conducted by your news channel, randomly, a few minutes back, one in every 1.2345 people are cheated out of their change; many among them are women and children...
The two rupees, the one rupee and the fifty paises are taking its toll on the already delicate budgets of the middle class household (aka aam admi)....
 Will this bus gate close??
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******Later in the day

A: Earlier today, one of our correspondents managed to get a word on this from an eminent authority… This and more on the other side of the break,

Welcome back, this is an exclusive telecast and you are watching this on your favorite news channel.
Mr. Raghu : The central issue of concern, the lack of ‘change’ among the conductors is not a localized problem. It is widely prevalent all over India. This can’t be solved overnight with a wave of a magic wand. In the time of economic slowdown and rising prices, the demand for 50p 1 re or 2 rs coins have dropped. As a temporary measure, I've recommended to the government to inject 1 re and 50 paise coins to improve liquidity. Travelers will able to breathe l easier in a few months. I have also set the ball rolling to gradually phase out tickets that are fractions of ten in public transport. The extra cost borne by the passengers would be offset by the time and energy saved haggling.
I’d also take this opportunity to wish Shiva a speedy recovery. We are proud of you.

A: Thank you. So there we have, viewers out charismatic governor assuring us that things are going to be alright. The news has just come in that the Prime minister has offered Rs 1000 relief for all the hardships endured by Mr. Shiva. A relief of rs 500 has also been sanctioned to every member in his family. Close relatives have been sanctioned rs 100 and distant cousins are entitled to 50rs. Good news is that they will be handed out in denominations of rs 5,10 and 50.
This is all for today, we end the day with an important lesson,
Be the change you want to see….
We salute Shiva for showing us the way. Good night, Jai hind.

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