The dots are the thoughtbreaks , the blank spaces are
silences…
the bold characters are articulate thoughts, the normal fonts are sounds & the italicized ones are parts of conversations.
the bold characters are articulate thoughts, the normal fonts are sounds & the italicized ones are parts of conversations.
PS 1: (prescript) If ur blog posts are not like this, u have
no right to include words like random or rambling in ur blogs….
PS2 : I really am ashamed of the fact that the best terminal
in India could be flooded with just two days of torrential rain…
******
Is It time? What? 15
more minutes? I’m fed up!! malfunctioning music player, boring news paper,
costly burgers , idle travellators,stone faced people, aah! this place is
stupid. The weather is dull, pleasant, but dull. What a boring day. The skies
are grey, dull. No breeze , dull. Dull Dull Dull. what man! what a magnificent airport. It is so Big and
I’m so bored.
Why is this fat guy
snoring? Hmm?... Hehe… He will surely
not clear the medical test. He’s too heavy.. oh no!! will I clear it?... someone
give him a tight slap now, nincompoop!... someone? Anyone? please… no?
krrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRSHhshhhshhhshshmmyumyumyum
hehehehe .... the yawni of sleep or.. the snoozart of snore…
Ah. Boarding!! lets go… yaay
******
the travel time will be 30 minutes.
30?? what about on-flight refreshments? I’ve paid for this.
Ting ting
the flight is
preparing for takeoff, please fasten ur seatbelts. Kripya Kursi ki beti band
len..
Ting
you want me to bond
with the chairman’s daughter kripya? Hehe hehehehe. .. sad joke??
Drrrrrrrrryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsssss lift
offff…. Peace… the calm…..
lookie lookie the buildings are sooo small…choo tiny… cho chweet hihihi… ok shut up….
*******
Snacks ? already? The
seat belt sign is still on you people!!
Sir a bun for you,
sweet cake?
when will she come
here? Will she be able to make it? Will she? The nation wants to know!!
Would you like to have
frooty?
Oh yes… but hurry up…. Fast… Or
will I get it as I walk out of the plane?? “Thank you for flying with us, a
pleasure, happy to be of service, go to hell etc. now take this cake and sandwich;
it’s going to rot in here otherwise”. will they do this in Hindi too??… what is the Hindi word for rot?.... Anyway,I’m
not hungry now, I’ll eat it on my way to the city… Google maps says it is 30
kms from the airport... 30 kms.. this Rishikesh is just 36kms from the same
airport… If I were this airport I’d be suffering from an acute identity crisis…
thankfully I’m not an airport… neither am I named Jolly Grant… who am i?? spidermaaaan.. I suck…
******
What’s making news
today??.. torrential rains at Dehradun, landslides along the Gangetic banks..
yes, and all I can see from here is the grey
fog… DARK grey fog.…TAR… ithna TAR *sponge wringing black liquid bleeding
stuffs*
eek! turbulence… this is exactly how I shake my hand before
throwing dice…. Six! Take the ladder to… hey, water is condensing on the glass and streaking across. Wow. Wowowwow. that was a sexy wing flap, also mildly
scary.will it tear off?? Oops!… should
be fun if it does tear off… good time cartwheeling & barrel rolling before dying.. weee. Ok.
5 mins to land…
where is my snack??… this
pilot seems to be having a great time harassing them stewardesses..wonder when
she’ll start throwing those packages at us;
like they throw food packages from a relief helicopter…. More turbulence.. hehehe… she's handing out stuff like a tipsy town bus
conductor..
Captain: we are
starting our descent shortly. Cabin crew kindly take your seat.
Where is my bun yo? Gimme my
bun!!. Sir cake? yes. sandwich? yes. frooty? yaya. Now run and buckle up
u…
*stretch* I still
can’t see a thing outside my window… will we crash into the mountains? wing is totally wet and seems to be
chattering… Aerodynamically… the wing is... forces of… ok screw it… ooh! Another
wing flap... The craft is jack’s blindness…
******
Ha! I think I see some greenery, yes definitely
green, not black not grey… we are flying under the clouds now… This is going to
be fun; the wing flaps have not ceased, The wind is still naughty… and the
runway is going to be super slick.
BOOM DRRRRRRRRRRRRRWHOOSHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Phew! On solid ground
, now get out get out get out everyone… such a small airport…reminds me of the
one at Jorhat , Assam. One had to walk across the tarmac to reach the baggage
carousel… let me out!! hey you! old lady.. move ya… thankfully it is not
raining “30km from the city”… what a contrast!! T3 & Jolly Grant... shuffle
shuffle shuffle… ok people enough! just get DOWN…
*crackle*
zinda hoon yaaaar
khafi hai hehe nice touch, player … khafi haiiii… shuffle
shuffle shuffle
Thank you for flying jet
airways
Eeeee
Thank you sir
Eeeee
Tiptoptiptop tip
HELLO DehrawaitWHaaaaa ? :O
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| Jolly Grant |
