hehe (tamil)

the heading is probably the funniest part of the blog na pathukoyen,...
y is it in inglipis? cos lotta my friends find it difficult to read tamil, even though they are conversant in speaking...
so... see second line e mokka :(
ok
 imagine john maclaine... stuck... and you are watching sun tv la tamil dubbed version of this movie...

john ella processayum close panunga inga cpu usage thalaiku mela pogudu

na try panren mary... ana inga program not responding nu error varudhu...

seekaram john avlo neramilla...

oh god…

ok na adutha room couputers lam switch off pannitu varen..

ok… oru nimisham… I love you…

*insert one number kiss*

Po mary… velila 20 minutes wait pannu, na varalena kozhaindaigalukku avanga dad fridge la chocolate vechirkaru nu sollu..

Oh johnnn..

Po mary, time illa… idha na pathukaren…

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***Triiiing…

solluda peter…

john enga irukka… ne enakku beer vangitharen nu promise panniye…

modhala office lendhu vella varen… vandha rendu beer vangi tharen…

enna solara john….

Indha computer shut down aga matengudhu… na dhan last employee…

…!!!

Peter… enga pona…

Enna solara?

Aama sama sikkallula maatikiten…

Kavala padatha john… nyabaga irukka china vayasula namaba 1000 computer a crash pannirkom…

Chinna vayasula enakku andha jane oda iduppu dhan gnyabagam irukku…

Nanbaen da.... nee maravel illa john…

Seri sollu… onakku idha pathi edavadu theriyuma….

Na pakaren… oru 10 minutes la call panren

Inga 5 ke kashtam…

Seri ctrl alt del try panniya?

Try pannren.. *troubled grunts* Illa keys vela seiiya matengudhu….

Seri iru naan call panren….

Seekram peter… avlo time illa…

Puyal mari varen… ne manasa thalara vidadha…

Indha computer lam evlo kashtama irukku, enga naina sonnapove family business la enagi irukkanum… ithaneram sofa la chips saptutrupen…

hahaha... ana new jersey laye irundhirpa...
yea...
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*mandatory flashback sequence*
john dinner ready… namba kids a kopudunga…

Kids, mela vanga dinner ready…

Varom dad..

Enna senjirka mary….

Ongalukku pudicha ham sandwitch dhan…

Nalladhan samaikara… baby, enakku vera pasiyum irukku….

john kids vandhuduvanga…

*insert ‘almost kissing’ sequence*

Vittu thallunga john, avangala koopudunga…

Awww baby… ippidi enna thalli vidradhu thappu…

Kids…. Enna panreenga…

Irunga dad… shut down aaga matengudhu….

*dad comes down, enters room* kids, mom ongallukaga wait panranga…

dei mark swtich off pannidalama?

Main a?

Aama pannalam… romba time aagudhu…
*end of mandatory flashback sequence*

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*wakes up with a start… looks at the time*

Innum oru nimishathukulla ingendhu kalambalena sure a shuttle bus miss… apparam maapu vecchutayan aappu dhan… siruseriyile Samadhi nu newspaper la vandhudum…

Idhula power switch enga… idhuva? Oh god… idha dhan press pannanum polarku… mary I love you…

*presses switch.monitor makes a noise(crt monitor ya it will make noise ok… cpu shuts down..) the room is dark.…. let’s out a deep breath…

***tring.

john andha power…

switch a nan off panniten… thanks peter… na veetuku poren…

hahahahaha kalakitta champ…

*runs… the bus is leaving the place as he reaches the entrance…*

Mary…. Bus a niruthu…

John bus a niruthina climax mokka ayidum… neenga odi vandhu erunga….Melodrama ku kai neetren pudichukonga….

Mary….

John I love you…*cries*..

Mary… hang on…

*starts running, catches up, gets into the bus…. *

Oh john….

*insert kissing scene*

Eppidi!! sonnen la indha john late a vandhalum latest a varuvan…

*camera pans out… with the couple in a tight embrace… john in his sweat stained blue shirt and ties flailing about his neck, mary in salwar with the duppata flailing about*

wait indian aakiteno?? paravala... ivlo neenga padichade perisu nu nenakaren... thanks....

*rolling credits… *